TBVI MATCHUPS

  I believe it was Bubbles who called Trevor “the elongated skeleton” and Jacob “the twiggy alien man”. Well, Turkey Bowl has it’s own version of the Long-Bodied Alien match and it’s between Jeff Masson and Jordan Brescacin. These two long bodies look to make a difference for their respective teams by creating large targets on offence and disrupting passing lanes with their long arms on defence. Whoever plays better out of these two may just dictate which team wins.

Over/Under:

Jeff laughs heard by the neighbours: 4.5

Jets getting stiff armed by Whit: 2.5

The Battle of the Beards will have huge implications on Saturday. AJ will look to continue his streak of play making in Turkey Bowl. He made a deciding play in the Mud Bowl and if we see rain this week, we could be headed for another sloppy one. On the other hand, Cuttz has made more than his fair share of plays. It was only a few years ago where he took over at QB for the Chiefs and provided a huge spark with his cannon arm.

Over/Under:

AJ strides taken to cover 10 yards: 47.5

Cuttz and Whit altercations: 5.5

Two of the more physically imposing players in the game, these two moose will lock horns multiple times throughout the game. Nick has proven to be an elite pass rusher over the years and will look to continue that streak this year. Kruba provides a versatile weapon for the Raiders, one that can play the finesse game or the power game depending on his mood. Both players are quiet on the field, but loud in their play. 

Over/Under:

Kruba asking when the games done: 2.5

Nick words spoken total: 6.5

Golf, Catan, high school football, and now the Turkey Bowl. In Pratt’s TB debut, this could settle an age old debate as to who runs Lasalle. Both players enter the Turkey Bowl with question marks. Pratt’s eligibility is in question after being a late addition as well as how we handle the Chiefs complex defence at QB and Neeks’ health is in question after injuring himself trying to leg out a triple in the WUs championship series last week.

Over/Under:

Pratt: In-Game arrests made: 2.5

Neeks: "Allstate Jake" business cards handed out: 187.5

  Battling for single ladies in the crowd, battling for jump balls, battling for Turkey Bowl titles. That’s what this matchup boils down to. Both players look forward to mixing it up and it is this aggression that gives their team an edge. There has been iconic photos taken over the years of these adversaries lining up across from each other and we look forward to seeing what’s in store for this matchup this year.

Over/Under:

Whit baristas in attendance: 3.5

Burns waitresses in attendance: 3.5